kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) (08/14/85)
Here is a list of foods that can spell `trouble'.
avocados
bananas (but they always spell it wrong)
tomatoes
asparagus (can, but won't)
kiwi
Cheeze Whiz
Burger King French Fries (but not McDonalds)
Taco Bell Burito Supreme (but not regular or beef)
brussels sprouts
peas (but they all yell out at once and you can't understand them)
french toast
pizza (only if there's a beer nearby)
Kellog's Corn Flakes (only the boxes with Vanessa William's picture)
mango roots
corn (but not the cream style, it just sort of gurgles)
Snickers bar (but it always...yes, you guessed it)
wine
extra super industrial toxic radioactive generic bio-hazardous chili
Purina Cat Chow
new Coke (but not classic)
coffee (usually too fast to understand)
sushi
anything with Nutrasweet
artichoke hearts (but only if you give them money)
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Kevin Thompson {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
"It's a sort of threat, you see. I've never been very good at them
myself but I'm told they can be very effective."