[net.bizarre] Jim Smith

skipt@inuxm.UUCP (M Tourville) (07/30/85)

News report on local television (as best I can remember):


"Personell at the XXX hotel have their hands full this weekend.
Over 70 people named Jim Smith have checked in for the annual
two day meeting of the Jim Smith Club."


  (film of club members playing softball)..."There's a drive by
  Jim Smith.  It gets past Jim Smith in left field, and Jim Smith is
  rounding third to score...etc"


  At the end of the film is a lady whose husband is Jim Smith, her 9(?)
  year old son is James Andrew(?) Smith and an infant she is holding
  is James Christopher(?) Smith


....this is my brother Daryl, an' this is my other brother Daryl...

abh6509@ritcv.UUCP (Raphael Van Potrikus) (08/02/85)

> ....this is my brother Daryl, an' this is my other brother Daryl...

I knew these two sisters back in school ( the other one ) - Mary I.
and Mary I.  Both had really massive field goal zones, but Mary had
a bigger nose than Mary so you could tell them apart.

cat@tommif.UUCP (Catherine Mikkelsen) (08/14/85)

In article <8867@ritcv.UUCP>, abh6509@ritcv.UUCP (Raphael Van Potrikus) writes:
> > ....this is my brother Daryl, an' this is my other brother Daryl...
> 
> I knew these two sisters back in school ( the other one ) - Mary I.
> and Mary I.  Both had really massive field goal zones, but Mary had
> a bigger nose than Mary so you could tell them apart.


Has anyone seen my cat, Angst????  He disappeared several months ago,
leaving me angstlog and, hullo???  Where is everybody??  And was that
sexist???  I don't get it.

(transcript from pre-professional *self-motivation* session)

C. Mikkelsen