[net.bizarre] Paranoia-R-Us: Are we too late...?

kellym@iddic.UUCP (Kelly McArthur) (08/14/85)

>How can you expect to find healthful ingredients in any food which has an
>'X', or a 'Z' in it?..'Cheeze Wiz'.... 'Snax', and 'Stix'...

Personally, I think the SPACE ALIENS have set out to destroy our
society by implementing phrases for product names that are clearly
intended to impair our ability to think by crippling our language.

If you still shudder when you see:

E-Z-Kleen	Wash-N-Shine	TurboHydromatic		Flea-Be-Gone
Flav-R-Crisp	Disk-O-Matic	Xtra-Kleen		Tas-T-Freez
Jazzercize	Red-E-Mix 	Insty-Print		Execu-Tone
Porta-Potty	Reaganomics	Tote-N-Stow		Ultra-Tan	

then there exists a shred of hope. 

We must immediately compile a complete list of all of these 
phrases, using whatever's left of our collective intellect.
Only then can we begin to combat these mind-killers. Post, post
post, and purge your soul of these devilish truncations.