kellym@iddic.UUCP (Kelly McArthur) (08/14/85)
>How can you expect to find healthful ingredients in any food which has an >'X', or a 'Z' in it?..'Cheeze Wiz'.... 'Snax', and 'Stix'... Personally, I think the SPACE ALIENS have set out to destroy our society by implementing phrases for product names that are clearly intended to impair our ability to think by crippling our language. If you still shudder when you see: E-Z-Kleen Wash-N-Shine TurboHydromatic Flea-Be-Gone Flav-R-Crisp Disk-O-Matic Xtra-Kleen Tas-T-Freez Jazzercize Red-E-Mix Insty-Print Execu-Tone Porta-Potty Reaganomics Tote-N-Stow Ultra-Tan then there exists a shred of hope. We must immediately compile a complete list of all of these phrases, using whatever's left of our collective intellect. Only then can we begin to combat these mind-killers. Post, post post, and purge your soul of these devilish truncations.