sdh@alice.UUCP (Steve Hawley) (08/15/85)
It was announced yesterday over the AP news wire that dust has just gained a place in the periodic table of elements. Scientists in frezied research discovered that dust cannot be broken down any further, and will appear on the chart just under the noble gases. It is the first solid found that is totally inert. It will bear the symbol Dt on the table. There are no serious uses for just other that sheer annoyance.