keith@ssc-vax.UUCP (Keith Nemitz) (08/10/85)
In an apparent move to keep small canines away from the devious brats, the
ASPCA called upon parents of the nation to always have their pets in sight
where they could be defended incase a group of delinquents scheme to heist
them. Take them to work, a day-care center, an open refuge was being made
from the vaults of multinational conglomerants.
"Shucks, we just couldn't bare to see the poor animals suffer. Besides, I
would love to see the look on faces of our next auditors..." Stated one of
the spokesmen for Argyle Corp.
In their own defense, various children were contacted to get their opinion
of the situation.
"Muffy!! They took Muffy!" Screamed on little girl, and screamed, and ...
"Wha'the big deal. They're just stupid mutts. Besides, have you ever got
to jump six rail ties using a pair of Pekinese?" Our reported hadn't, but
under taunts of "Chicken, chicken, ugly old chicken!" He succumbed.
"No comment" were his only words after that.
...On to other news, the weather raised it's ugly head again.....
keith
(* This is to notify you that your left hemisphere is at war with your right
hemisphere. Please do not be unduly alarmed. You were not using either of
them anyway. *)jts@bu-cs.UUCP (Joe Szep) (08/15/85)
>> (* This is to notify you that your left hemisphere is at war with your right >> hemisphere. Please do not be unduly alarmed. You were not using either of >> them anyway. *) Does this mean none of us are in our right minds? Actually, my right hemisphere has dribbled out of my ear and is sitting on my desk making faces at me. So there. =%-S -- =============================================================================== Joe Szep Boston University Academic Computing Center UUCP: ...!harvard!bu-cs!jts ARPA: jts%bu-cs.csnet@csnet-relay.arpa Pony Express: 111 Cummington St. Boston, Ma. 02215 617-353-2780 ===============================================================================