carl@proper.UUCP (Carl Greenberg) (08/08/85)
___________________________________________________________________________ | Application for Membership | | In the Erisian Movement of the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY | | | | 1. Today's date Yesterday's date | | | | 2. Purpose of this application: --membership in: a. Legion of | | Dynamic Discord b. POEE c. Bavarian Illuminati d. All of | | the above e. None of the above f. Other--be SPECIFIC! | | | | 3. Name Holy Name | | ________________________________________________________________ | | | | Address | | ________________________________________________________________ | | If temporary, also give an address from which mail can be forwarded. | | | | 4. Description: Born: [ ] yes [ ] no Eyes: [ ] 2 [ ] other | | Height: _______ fl. oz. Last time you had a haircut: | | Reason: Race: [ ] horse [ ] human I.Q.: 150-200 | | 200-250 250-300 over 300 | | | | 5. History: Education - highest grade completed 1 2 3 4 5 6 >6 | | Professional: On another ream of paper list every job since | | 1937 from which you have been fired. Medical: On a seperate | | sheet labeled "confidential," list all major psychotic episodes | | experienced within the last 24 hours | | | | 6. Sneaky questions to establish personality traits | | I would rather a. live in an outhouse b. play in a rock group | | c. eat caterpillars. I wear obscene tattoos because _________ | | _____________________ I have ceased raping little children | | [ ] yes [ ] no -- reason ________________________ | | | | 7. SELF-PORTRAIT | | | | | | ________________________ | | | | | | | LICK HERE! | | | | @@ | | | | @@ | | | | (You may be one of the | | | | lucky 25) | | | Rev. Greenberg |________________________| | | For Office Use Only- acc. rej. burned | |___________________________________________________________________________| INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Fill out this application in five copies. 2. Sign and nose-print each copy. 3. Send one to carl@proper.UUCP (Improper UNIX). 4. Send one to your System Administrator. 5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. Then consult your pineal gland. DISCORDIAN UNIX: TECHNOLOGICAL WEIRDNESS -- Lunatic Laboratories Unltd. Mass Insanity Research Etc.
peter@baylor.UUCP (Peter da Silva) (08/13/85)
> ___________________________________________________________________________ > | Application for Membership | > | In the Erisian Movement of the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY | Hail Eris! Ewige Blumenkraft! Figure that out, you anarchist slime! -- Peter da Silva (the mad Australian) UUCP: ...!shell!neuro1!{hyd-ptd,baylor,datafac}!peter MCI: PDASILVA; CIS: 70216,1076
crm@duke.UUCP (Charlie Martin) (08/14/85)
In article <380@baylor.UUCP> peter@baylor.UUCP (Peter da Silva) writes: >> ___________________________________________________________________________ >> | Application for Membership | >> | In the Erisian Movement of the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY | > >Hail Eris! >Ewige Blumenkraft! >Figure that out, you anarchist slime! >-- > Peter da Silva (the mad Australian) > UUCP: ...!shell!neuro1!{hyd-ptd,baylor,datafac}!peter > MCI: PDASILVA; CIS: 70216,1076 und morgens die Sonnensysteme! -- Charlie Martin (...mcnc!duke!crm)
chabot@miles.DEC (All God's chillun got guns) (08/15/85)
I'm afraid I have to report an error in the Application for Membership in the Erisian Movement of the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY in question # 2; the version absolutely ought to be read | | | 2. Purpose of this application: --membership in: a. Legion of | | Dynamic Discord b. POEE c. Bavarian Illuminati d. None of | | the above e. All of the above f. Other--be SPECIFIC! | | | L S Chabot, Member of Indeterminate Standing, AHOID-D