[net.bizarre] lost postings

shawn@brl-sem.ARPA (Shawn Hannan ) (08/19/85)

>> I shot a query into the net.
>> I haven't got an answer yet,
>> But seven people gave me hell
>> And said I ought to learn to spell;
>> 
>> A posted message called me rotten
>> For ignoring mail I'd never gotten;
>> An angry message asked me, Please
>> Don't send such drivel overseas;
>> 
>> A lawyer sent me private mail
>> And swore he'd slap my ass in jail --
>> I'd mentioned Un*x in my gem
>> And failed to add the T and M;
>> 
>> One netter thought it was a hoax:
>> "Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!";
>> Another called my grammar vile
>> And criticized my writing style.
>> 
>> Each day I scan each Subject line
>> In hopes the topic will be mine;
>> I shot a query into the net.
>> I haven't got an answer yet ...
>> -- 
>> Ed Nather

>Your posting got at least this far
>Before some system got bizzare
>and promptly ate it bit by bit
>digested and excreted it
>
>Don't take offense, it happens often
>As hardware breaks and software softens
>I know it sounds quite paranoid
>but my best postings went in the void
>
>So persevere and don't lose hope
>if you're at the end of you're ragged rope
>Press on for you'll be vindicated 
>Admired by many (though not syndicated)
>
>But this just my own conjecture
>So please excuse the tone of lecture
>I thought I'd offer my opinion
>Just a voice from the countless minions
>
>-anon

Now I know I'm not alone,
For these two postings have made it known
I'm not the only one around
To post a message never found

Several times I'd post a letter,
But no one else would ever get 'er
I'm not quite sure where they went,
But I don't believe that they were sent

For a reply, I'd wait and wait
And then I'd start to contemplate
The reasons why all of my letters
Never made it to any netters

So here it goes: one last try
I hope I get just one reply
If I don't, I'll know what went on
I'll know where all my letters have gone

Down, down, down: into the dark abyss
And with my luck, so will this.

-Shawn