bjg@im4u.UUCP (08/24/85)
[This line has words.]
Far as I can tell, a "homeboy" is the sound made by the 3rd half of a
pinto bean when crushed under 3 pounds of light. The other 2 halves
sound like this:
1st half: "to-do-do-do-do to-do-do-do-do"
2nd half: "la-da-da la-da-da"
Recently a university scientist has shown that with rigorous vocal
training, all three halves of the crushed pinto bean can sing the
Beach Boy's "Barbara Ann" in its entirety when crushed by 3
pounds of light.
[of course, i could be mistaken....]
bj
[Disclaimer: There are no words, only interpretations of words. And it has
been shown that no 2 people have the same interpretations. So if you
don't like anything I say, it's your fault and not mine.]
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