[net.bizarre] Bizzare code

slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) (08/17/85)

I knew of someone once who was so dumb that he used
to jump over comments in his assembler code.  Does
that count?

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hosking@convexs.UUCP (08/22/85)

> I knew of someone once who was so dumb that he used
> to jump over comments in his assembler code.  Does
> that count?

Yes, but it's not quite as good as the code in a well known company's
office automation product.  The people that wrote it seemed to think
that comments destroyed the frame pointer, so they reloaded it after
almost every comment.

			Doug Hosking
			Convex Computer Corp.
			Richardson, TX

ludemann@ubc-cs.UUCP (Peter Ludemann) (08/25/85)

> I knew of someone once who was so dumb that he used
> to jump over comments in his assembler code.  Does
> that count?
>
How about this attempt to optimise some code (avoiding
unnecessary initialisation of "i"):

if i ~= 0 then i := 0;