kwc@cvl.UUCP (Kenneth W. Crist Jr.) (08/17/85)
It has come to my attention that some or perhaps all of the people who read net.bizarre are dead. If you think you might be dead, here is a list of warning signs that my help you. 1) Prolonged absense of physical activity 2) Loss of appetite 3) Loss of sight and hearing 4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles 5) A rotting smell 6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs 7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may already be dead. Please check with your physician. Kenneth Crist Nation Society to Prevent Death
john@frog.UUCP (John Woods) (08/21/85)
> It has come to my attention that some or perhaps all of the people >who read net.bizarre are dead. If you think you might be dead, here is a list >of warning signs that my help you. > 1) Prolonged absense of physical activity > 2) Loss of appetite > 3) Loss of sight and hearing > 4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles > 5) A rotting smell > 6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs > 7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids > If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may > already be dead. Please check with your physician. > Kenneth Crist > Nation Society to Prevent Death > I did check with my physician, but he had nothing to say about it. In fact, he hasn't said anything for a long time....... -- John Woods, Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA, (617) 626-1101 ...!decvax!frog!john, ...!mit-eddie!jfw, jfw%mit-ccc@MIT-XX.ARPA
kimery@wdl1.UUCP (Sam Kimery) (08/26/85)
> > 1) Prolonged absense of physical activity > > 2) Loss of appetite > > 3) Loss of sight and hearing > > 4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles > > 5) A rotting smell > > 6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs > > 7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids > > If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may > > already be dead. Please check with your physician. > > Kenneth Crist > > Nation Society to Prevent Death > > For those of you that are dead you must remember that you should avoid operating heavy machinery.