carl@aoa.UUCP (Carl Witthoft) (08/26/85)
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Well, I ran that much-ballyhooed automatic letter to
Penthouse program, and was not exactly impressed. Those of
you who think you can stand the raw, uninhibited output may
unrot the remainder of this posting. Warning: may be offensive to
accountants and the writer of the original program.
Qrne Fvef:
Jung n tebbil qnl.
Bar qnl, V jnf bhgfvqr,
fcevat pyrnavat zl ybiryl fcbegfpne .
Gura, n pne fgbccrq va sebag bs zl ubhfr,
naq guvf qneyvat jvsr whzcrq bhg,
jnyxrq evtug hc gb zr naq xvffrq zr
evtug ba gur abfr.
Guvf frrzrq n ovg bqq, ohg V, orvat n
rkrphgvir nppbhagnag, gubhtug vg jnf whfg ubzrl
rabhtu gb or npprcgnoyr.
Nf arvgure bs hf jnf va n uheel,
fur naq V jnaqrerq vafvqr, njnl sebz
gur enva.
Jura jr tbg va gur
qbbe, fur ghearq vagb n qvssrerag crefba!
V pbhyq gryy gung jr obgu jrer uhatel
rabhtu gb trg qvaare, naq fur fgnzzrerq gung
ure bira, gur fvyyl nccyvnapr, unqa'g
urngrq rirayl, be rira pevfcrq gur zrng jryy
va 2 qnlf.
Gur jnl fur xrcg yrggvat zr frr synfurf
bs ure unccl fzvyr, V ortna gb fhfcrpg gung fur jnf
ernql sbe n yvggyr qvfphffvba bs gur qnlf jbex.
V erghearq gur snibe, bs pbhefr, naq
ortna gnyxvat nobhg nppbhagf erprvinoyr.
Fur ybbxrq vagb
zl rlrf, naq fhqqrayl cynprq ure rneybor
ntnvafg gur gryrcubar!
V xarj jung fur unq ba ure nhgbqvny yvfg.
Jr enprq fvyragyl hc gb zl ebbz, jurer fur fubjrq zr ure arj puvan qbyy
naq fnvq
gung fur ybirq zl pbecbengvba abgrobbx pbyyrpgvba.
... naq fb ba. Jubfr vqrn bs cbea vf guvf, naljnl?
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