[net.bizarre] Worth reading

aims@ssc-vax.UUCP (John Daley) (08/26/85)

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Just another topic I thought should be mentioned concerning slugs:
 
When mowing the lawn during the height of slug migration season, dress
appropriatly (e.g. rain coat, barn boots, goggles etc).
 
'Cause when you hit one of thos BIG ones with the mower, watch out!
WHOOOMPH! SPLAT! GUSH! UGH! whatamess.....................................
(no fun to rake up either!)
 
Oops, gotta leave - lunch time! (having escargot. Mmmmmmmm)
 
Which reminds me of a little joke:
 
  A slug slimes into a Chevrolet dealership and custom orders a new 'Vette
  with all the options, including a fancy paint job sporting a giant S on
  each door.
 
  Dealer: "Why the S on the doors?"
 
  Slug: "I want to impress everyone when I drive this fast car around just
        to hear them say WOW! Look at that S car go!"
 
EOJ (end of joke)
 
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"I just call 'em the way I see 'em.  If I don't see 'em, I make 'em up!"
                                           - George Carlin (wonderful W.I.N.O)
 
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