nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit) (08/27/85)
From: wildbill@ucbvax.ARPA (William J. Laubenheimer) > > I like to go to a baseball game now and then. It seems that these days, > some promotional giveaway or festivity is always coming up in the not > too distant future. Bat day, ball day, coffee mug night, gym bag day, > jacket day, etc., etc. ... > > Whoopee Cushion Day - ... > > Roach Clip Night - ... > > Condom Night - ... > > OK sports fans, take it from here. What would *you* like to see your > favorite baseball team give away at their home games? Just remember > what group this posting is appearing in. How about "Star-Trek night"? I'm not a sports fan, but how about free phasers in the team colors to all adults with local-area IDs? Seems to me that would be a sure-fire (pun intended) way to improve team performance. With a phaser, if the ball was to the "wrong" player, the home fans could dematerialize it (in the air, of course). "Holy South America, Batman!" Kchula-Rrit