cly@cbdkc1.UUCP (Carl Yaffey) (08/28/85)
Ok, Ok, in response to an ever-increasing demand for the Turtle initiation ceremony I will now perform one for all you would-be Turtles out there. Please answer the following four questions with the PROPER, MORAL, CLEAN response. If you answer "dirty", you're OUT! Mail me your answers. I will post the correct ones in a couple of weeks so you can see if you made it. 1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only two of? 3. What is a four-letter word ending in "k" that means intercourse? 4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? If you answer these correctly, you will be a Turtle. It is assumed that all Turtles own a Jackass. Therefore, whenever another Turtle asks you, "Are you a Turtle?". You MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!". If you do not give the password loud and clear out of embarrassment or some other reason, you owe the asker a beverage of his/her choice. Carl Yaffey cbosgd!cbdkc1!cly -- Carl Yaffey at AT&T Bell Laboratories Columbus, Ohio 614-860-3399 cbosgd!cbdkc1!cly