brisco@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (T.p.) (08/20/85)
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** > >A friend of mine has lost four fish over the last few months, and we have no >idea what happened to them. Did they run away? Has someone been breaking >into his apartment and stealing them, one by one? > >The missing fish are "neon tetras" and were last seen in an aquarium in an >apartment outside Seattle. If you think you may have seen any of them or >have any information that may help us find them, please let me know. No >questions asked. > > Laura Pearlman > {ucbvax,hplabs,ihnp4}!trwrb!ljp > No! NO! They've ganged up with the cucumber behind the TU78! Once I thought the cucumber became a systems programmer here but I was mistaken! Auugh! Now there's a cucumber (masking as a systems programmer) and four "neon tetras" hiding in here! I'll hold them back with a potatoe peeler while you call the mod-squad! -cucumber and neon tetra sandwich anyone? tp. {If I knew what I was doing I wouldnt be here} -- ----------------------------------------------------------------- - ARPA: Brisco@rutgers - - UUCP: (ihnp4!ut-sally, siesmo, allegra!packard) !topaz!brisco - -----------------------------------------------------------------
poole@convex.UUCP (08/21/85)
Neon tetras are well known for their dissappering acts. Please see the reference to neon tetras in the Koran. "Yeah verily the bedamned neon tetras have become as glass, yeah they have passed as gas from the camel." This is paraphrased for the modern english speaking neon tetra owner of course. Zambeany everyone! Kcir Eloop
allen@bunker.UUCP (C. Allen Grabert) (08/28/85)
> Kcir Eloop
Are you perchance related to Nick Danger, otherwise known as "Regnad Kcin"??
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