[net.bizarre] announce

bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (07/25/85)

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Anyone who came to work tired -
may have the rest of the day off.

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bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (07/26/85)

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Anyone who attended a meeting this morning 
may have the rest of the day off.

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bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (07/30/85)

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Anyone who did not attend a meeting this morning 
may have the rest of the day off.

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bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/02/85)

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Today is the first Friday in August.  Due to the
fact that August has no legal holidays.........
you may have the rest of the day off.

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bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/07/85)

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Today is the 13th day that net.bizarre has been
in existence.  In order to prepare for the
celebration tonight.................
you may have the rest of the day off.

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rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (08/08/85)

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> 
> Today is the 13th day that net.bizarre has been
> in existence.  In order to prepare for the
> celebration tonight.................
> you may have the rest of the day off.
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The official rule is that, since you should never have
to come back to work after having had a day off (too
intense!), you may take off any day following a day off.

This is official, dammit!
-- 
Providing the mininum daily adult requirement of sacrilege...
				Rich Rosen 	ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr	

bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/08/85)

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Net.bizarre cheerleader tryouts will be held
after lunch.  Everyone is encouraged to try out.
Therefore, you may have the rest of the day off.

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bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/09/85)

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Net.bizarre will conduct its first annual 
surprise fire drill on 8/12/85 at 1:00p.m. and
terminating at 5:00p.m.  Anyone requiring more
time to vacate the buildings should send triplicate
request files to someone.  However, no overtime
pay will be authorized.

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bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/21/85)

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There are only 125 shopping days until Christmas.
Lets not wait for the rush..........
You may have the rest of the day off.


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bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/29/85)

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Anyone who has been told to "HAVE A NICE DAY"
today, may have the rest of the day off.


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