[net.bizarre] Automobile for Sale

awc@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex Cannon) (08/30/85)

***GODDAM LINE-EATER!***

For Sale: One (1) 1978 Mercury Montclair
43,000 miles. Rebuilt engine, four (practically)
brand new whitewalls, power steering (although it
pulls to the right a little), disc brakes, factory
air. Tough plastic partition between rear and front
compartment. Rear windows heavily tinted. No body rust.

Defects: Window/door latches removed from both
rear doors. (Rear doors can be opened from front,
however.) Rear seat upholstery is somewhat ripped
and stained. Rear view mirror slightly loose.

Car has been used for a small private business, driven
only on smooth suburban roads. Excellent maintenance.
Car also comes with complete tool set; jack, spare,
emergency gas can, box wrench set, crowbar, rope,
hacksaw, cleaver.

Asking $1700 for this gem. Can bring it to your residence
for test drive, week nights, 10 p.m. on. Can optionally
provide several sets of spare license plates. Need cash,
any currency, or bearer bonds.

If interested, post your address, and when you go to sleep
each night. I'll be in touch.

trudel@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Jon) (08/30/85)

> 
> For Sale: One (1) 1978 Mercury Montclair
> 43,000 miles. Rebuilt engine, four (practically)
> brand new whitewalls, power steering (although it
> pulls to the right a little), disc brakes, factory
> air. Tough plastic partition between rear and front
> compartment. Rear windows heavily tinted. No body rust.


How does it run on regular gas?  So is it the NEW Blues Mobile or what?  
Jake and Elwood oughta be released soon...
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					   Jonathan D. Trudel
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