david@infopro.UUCP (David Fiedler) (08/28/85)
You fools have it all wrong. It's not hanging out with a cucumber or on top of the telly, it's in a 10-ton hydraulic press. And then there's the watermelon... "Why is that homeboy there?" "I'll tell you later" -- but he never does. Penguins belong on televisions, not homeboys OR watermelons. As everyone knows by now, a homeboy stands on your lawn with a lantern in jockey garb. The official net.bizarre animal should obviously be the slug. I hope this answers all your questions.
dowdy@cepu.UUCP (Dowdy Jackson) (08/31/85)
What the hell was that message about ?