garyh@iddic.UUCP (Gary Hanson) (09/01/85)
<Sweetbreads for the line eater. It didn't like them I guess.> <reprinted from an old newspaper article without permission.> In an office in Wichita, Kansas, in a cardboard box stashed unobtrusively in a corner, in a canning jar nestled among rumpled newspapers floats the brain of Albert Einstein. Like a grade B Hollywood thriller come true, the bizarre fate of the brain was disclosed Wednesday, from its removal after Einstein's death in 1955 to its 23 years of dissection and scrutiny by scientists seeking the biological basis of genius. "Yes, it's true we're studying it," Dr. Thomas Harvey, who has custody of the precious gray matter said. "We're comparing it to normal, looking for any differences we can find. The brain -- or what's left of it -- of the man who changed our concept of the universe was tracked to Wichita by Steven Levy, reporter for the New Jersey Monthly, who cronicled his hunt in the magazine's August issue. But followup efforts ran into a scientific stonewall. "The only thing I can say is that it's a study that the Einstein estate wants done, and that it also wants kept in the scientific literature rather than in the lay press," Dr. Harvey said. Dr. Hartwig Kuhlenbeck, a consultant from the early stages of the project, was no more helpful. "It is strictly science and it has to remain in the scientific circle," he said when reached in Philadelphia. Harvey said that the research team was "close" to winding up the study, conducted intermittently over the years, but he did not specify when or where it would be published. He told Levy it might be next year, the centennial of Einstein's birth. Einstein, known mainly for his theory of relativity, died in Princeton (NJ) Hospital of an aneurysm on April 17, 1955. He was 76. His brain was removed and studies began under the auspices of Harvey, the Hospital pathologist who presided over the autopsy. What happened to the 2.64-pound brain remained a mystery for 23 years. But Levy said Harvey told him how he packed the brain in a jar filled with formaldehyde and drove it -- "very, very carefully" -- to Philadelphia where it was sectioned at the University of Pennsylvania. It took six months and the specimens were sent to various researchers across the country. Harvey moved in 1975 to Wichita where Levy found him working as a medical supervisor in a bio-testing lab. Levy described how Harvey reluctantly decided to let him take a look at the unsectioned "gross material" of Einsteins brain, kept in a jar placed in a carton with the logo Costa Cider on the side. "Floating in the jar, in a clear liquid solution...several pieces of matter. A conch shell-shaped mass of wrinkly material the color of clay after kiln firing. A fist-sized chunk of grayish, lined substance, the apparent consistency of sponge. And in a separate pouch, a mass of pinkish-white string resembling bloated dental floss. All of the material was recognizably brain matter." It was enough to send any person into raptures about the mysteries of the universe and the miracle of human achievement, Levy said. But scientist Harvey is less poetic. Asked whether years of studying Einstein's brain have turned up any differences from the ordinary run of mankind, Levy quotes Harvey as saying: "So far, it's fallen within the normal limits for a man his age." -- Gary Hanson Tektronix IDG {the world}!tektronix!iddic!garyh <How about considering the horseshoe crab for the title of Official Net.bizarre Animal. Anyone who's ever seen one knows that they are one of the most bizarre and pointless lifeforms on the planet. Yet they have survived virtually unchanged for over a million years, even before Raquel Welch cavorted in the first fur bikini. Imagine, the formerly lowly horseshoe crab accepting all the honor and glory of the title of Official Net.bizarre Animal, not to mention all the income from endorsements and commercials. You could make it happen. Give today. Thank-you.>