[net.bizarre] STUPID PEOPLES COURT

bobn@bmcg.UUCP (Bob Nebert) (08/28/85)

I need a ruling from the Judge. I hope you are out there. As one
of the original people on net.bizarre I am disgusted at the way
the group is turning out. 

   I am going to move my newspaper to net.misc. Now please people
in this group, the Gazzette is good stuff not trash. Anyway my 
question Judge is this, is it legal to keep the name Bizarre Gazzette
or do I have to change it.

   Also there have only been five vols. published so far so if people
in this news group who don't read bizarre, I'll be glad to republish
the set. 

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Judge Moriarty Wapner) (09/03/85)

[SCENE:  Judge Moriarty Wapner's Apartment, outside the door (God only knows
how you got through the high-tech security system and Frank, the Wonder
Poodle).  Slowly, the front door opens, and a blinding light issues forth!
You cannot see!]

THE VOICE OF JUDGE MW:  For THIS you got me up at 2AM?!  You don't have any
			copyright on the name Bizarre Gazette, but it would
			make a lot more sense in net.bizarre.  As to the
			volume there, yes, it is a little intimidating, but
			I and others who really enjoy The Gazette look
			through the headers (through the wonders of rn) and
			never ever miss it.  Hope you keep it in bizarre.

[Door clothes.  Oops, Frank has rabies.  Dodge!]

  If you've got a flame, don't take it to the net.  Take it to court.

		   ****** STUPID PEOPLE'S COURT!! ******

					Judge Moriarty Wapner
					Stupid People's Court
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