bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/30/85)
Hurray!!!---a contest!
What are the prizes???
In reference to the LEAST BIZARRE
POSTING/PERSON/JUDGE/WHATEVER/ETC/CONTEST--
WHAT are the prizes?
What ARE the prizes?
What are THE prizes?
maybe:
1. 532.16 feet of white space.
2. 4 copies of THE posting cross posted to all net.groups
3. position of judge for the next month
4. a rasher of salty killer-slugs
5. an all expenses paid trip to a bizarre street in a
bizarre town via a car with a bizarre license plate
and a bizarre bumper sticker
6. an all expenses paid trip from a bizarre street....
7. a copyrighted .signature declaring this bizarre honor
8. a new net.bizarre.subgroup created and named for him/her
9. a recording of Guber's impression of Cary Grant
10. a replica of the Gong Show gong
11. name added to the list of people-not-on-the-net
12. a life-time membership card to the Turtle's yearly
hootenanny
13. a silly quote (ranked 1 on a scale of 10) to be appended
twice to all future postings
14. a collection of famous sayings by Millard Filmore
15. a brown paper bag full of food that can spell 'once'
16. a tombstone made of pizza with a smiley face
17. an aerosol spray can of "salt-the-killer-slug" tm
18. the rest of the day off
19. an 8oz. can of COKE(whatever)
20. a posted summary of something
21. a plaque that cannot be removed with any toothpaste
22. #9 digitized
23. #9 written in BASIC
or maybe not.
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ps, since the judge withdrew the obvious winner, I will
accept the tarnished award for this posting - knowing
full well that being #2 is a bizarre award in itself.
And, thank you for your continuing support....
WHAT IS THE PRIZE ???????judith@proper.UUCP (Judith Abrahms) (09/03/85)
In article <> bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) writes: >Hurray!!!---a contest! > >What are the prizes??? > >maybe: >1. 532.16 feet of white space. >2. 4 copies of THE posting cross posted to all net.groups >3. position of judge for the next month >4. a rasher of salty killer-slugs >5. an all expenses paid trip to a bizarre street in a > bizarre town via a car with a bizarre license plate > and a bizarre bumper sticker >6. an all expenses paid trip from a bizarre street.... >7. a copyrighted .signature declaring this bizarre honor >8. a new net.bizarre.subgroup created and named for him/her >9. a recording of Guber's impression of Cary Grant >10. a replica of the Gong Show gong >11. name added to the list of people-not-on-the-net >12. a life-time membership card to the Turtle's yearly > hootenanny >13. a silly quote (ranked 1 on a scale of 10) to be appended > twice to all future postings >14. a collection of famous sayings by Millard Filmore >15. a brown paper bag full of food that can spell 'once' >16. a tombstone made of pizza with a smiley face >17. an aerosol spray can of "salt-the-killer-slug" tm >18. the rest of the day off >19. an 8oz. can of COKE(whatever) >20. a posted summary of something >21. a plaque that cannot be removed with any toothpaste >22. #9 digitized >23. #9 written in BASIC ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! Except for #3, for a reason that will momentarily become apparent. >ps, since the judge withdrew the obvious winner, I will >accept the tarnished award for this posting - knowing >full well that being #2 is a bizarre award in itself. >And, thank you for your continuing support.... > >WHAT IS THE PRIZE ??????? The winner gets nos. 1-2 and 4-23. But for summarizing 99% of this newsgroup in 27 lines, YOU get no. 3, effective yesterday! Yes, folks, I know a superior judge of negative bizarreness when I see one. With deepest admiration, I hereby transfer the power to decide the results of this contest to... ADOLT! Send your nominations for Least Bizarre Post of September to him/her. J.A. Faceless Forces, Inc. PS -- The Canadian-bacon-&-pineapple-pizza entry is far ahead of the pack as of 3AM, Tuesday, September 3, 1985. But it's anybody's guess which post will end up crossposted to EVERY NET.GROUP! Keep that e-mail coming in -- and don't forget, it goes to bobhic@aluxe.UUCP.