[net.bizarre] Excerpts from The Continuing Crisis

ward@ttidcc.UUCP (Don Ward) (08/22/85)

"Mr.  Allyn Conwell, the facile spokesman for the kidnapped Americans on TWA
Flight  847  was  boomed  for high political office by the preposterous Miss
Phyllis George on "The CBS Morning  News",  revealing  once  again  the  low
intelligence  of  TV's  celebrity  journalists  and  the  liberties that are
allowed them in a bogus journalism devoid of standards beyond the anatomical
and the tawdry."

"In New London, Connecticut, a creature  even more  preposterous  than  Miss
George  failed  in  its  attempt  to head a local American Legion Post. "Ms.
Bridgett Poi" is what euphamists call a transsexual - that is to say, a male
whittled  into  a  facsimile  of  a  extremely  troubled  female, but a male
nonetheless.  The thing was beaten back by a vote of  23-13  and  throughout
the noisome campaign the press was always at pains to report the farce as if
it were but one more episode  in  America's  long  march  to  justice:  from
Concord  to  Gettysburg,  from  the Birmingham bus boycott to the burning of
bras in Central Park.  Now it is the transsexual's conquest of the  American
Legion.  Only  the  American  do-gooders could have transformed human rights
into a tasteless joke."

"In San Diego, California, Mr. David  Goodstein,  former  publisher  of  the
Advocate,  a  homosexual  rights magazine, died of bowel cancer.  He left no
issue."

don@umd5.UUCP (08/25/85)

> "Mr.  Allyn Conwell, the facile spokesman for the kidnapped Americans on TWA
> Flight  847  was  boomed  for high political office ...
                    ^^^^^^                               

Boomed for political office? My, that is bizarre.. Did they stick him
in a speaker and shoot him toward the top of the Capitol ?? He should have
gotten a first-class ticket , non-hostage section.  :->

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bill@persci.UUCP (09/05/85)

In article <721@umd5.UUCP> don@umd5.UUCP (Don Preuss) scribbles:
>> "Mr.  Allyn Conwell, the facile spokesman for the kidnapped Americans on TWA
>> Flight  847  was  boomed  for high political office ...
>                    ^^^^^^                               
>Boomed for political office? My, that is bizarre.. [..]

Is he running with Kate Bush?

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