david@infopro.UUCP (David Fiedler) (08/29/85)
Spanish		English
Paloma		Dove
Mar		Sea
Palomar		Dovecot ("it's a bivouac, man; they sleep here.")
Caca		Caca
	This has been provided for people who live in Southern California and 
	think that telescopes would be built on mountains named "Dove Shit".
-- 
          Dave Fiedler
{harpo,astrovax,whuxcc,clyde}!infopro!dave    People Phone: (201) 989-0570
USMail: InfoPro Systems, 3108 Route 10, Denville, NJ 07834
Flight Instructor: "What would you do if I jumped out right now?"
Student: "Close the door and retrim?"don@oakhill.UUCP (Don Weiss) (09/02/85)
On a flight on Continental Airlines a few years ago, I happened to glance at the fork they provided for my supper. I nearly choked when I noticed that the airline had cleverly worked their initials onto the handle, spelling CACACACACACA! I had to steal it for a momento, which I keep in my desk drawer to this day.
inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson) (09/05/85)
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** > On a flight on Continental Airlines a few years ago, I happened to glance at > the fork they provided for my supper. I nearly choked when I noticed that > the airline had cleverly worked their initials onto the handle, spelling > > CACACACACACA! > > I had to steal it for a momento, which I keep in my desk drawer to this day. Uno momento, sen~or Jalapen~o-Breath! If you only stole it for a momento, how come it's in your desk till this day? Free Spanish lesson, indeed! This one's gonna cost *YOU*!! -- Gary Benson * John Fluke Mfg. Co. * PO Box C9090 * Everett WA * 98206 MS/232-E = = {allegra} {uw-beaver} !fluke!inc = = (206)356-5367 _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-ascii is our god and unix is his profit-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_