[net.bizarre] Free Spanish Lesson

david@infopro.UUCP (David Fiedler) (08/29/85)

Spanish		English

Paloma		Dove
Mar		Sea
Palomar		Dovecot ("it's a bivouac, man; they sleep here.")
Caca		Caca

	This has been provided for people who live in Southern California and 
	think that telescopes would be built on mountains named "Dove Shit".
-- 
          Dave Fiedler
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USMail: InfoPro Systems, 3108 Route 10, Denville, NJ 07834
Flight Instructor: "What would you do if I jumped out right now?"
Student: "Close the door and retrim?"

don@oakhill.UUCP (Don Weiss) (09/02/85)

On a flight on Continental Airlines a few years ago, I happened to glance at
the fork they provided for my supper.  I nearly choked when I noticed that
the airline had cleverly worked their initials onto the handle, spelling

		CACACACACACA!

I had to steal it for a momento, which I keep in my desk drawer to this day.

inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson) (09/05/85)

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> On a flight on Continental Airlines a few years ago, I happened to glance at
> the fork they provided for my supper.  I nearly choked when I noticed that
> the airline had cleverly worked their initials onto the handle, spelling
> 
> 		CACACACACACA!
> 
> I had to steal it for a momento, which I keep in my desk drawer to this day.


Uno momento, sen~or Jalapen~o-Breath! If you only stole it for a momento,
how come it's in your desk till this day? Free Spanish lesson, indeed!
This one's gonna cost *YOU*!!




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