[net.bizarre] Really Quite Possibly Offensive Survey

robertsl@stolaf.UUCP (Laurence C. Roberts) (09/05/85)

I wasn't sure where to post this, although if there were a net.men I'd probably
put it there.  Anyway here goes nothing:

Men:  When you urinate, do you use the little hole in your underwear, or do you
pull down your shorts?  I'd always assumed that everyone used the little hole.
However, the topic came up, and I was shocked to find out that I'm possibly the
only person who uses this method.  Please, if you too use the flap, send me
some mail to reassure me that it's the rest of the world that's crazy.

If people want to treat this as a poll, please MAIL me your method (pulling 'em
down, flap, leghole, or other)  I'll summarize results.  Women are wecome to
participate, too.

The question this brings up is if the flap is not for urination, what is it
for?

On a related topic, does anyone do a deep knee-bend after urination as is done
in the movies?  I have yet to find anyone who admits to this.

No re:'s, please.  Mailed responses are wecome.  Don't clutter net.bizarre.
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			   Laurence Roberts
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		I bet that J. S. Bach never wore legwarmers.