[net.bizarre] Again, submitted for your approval.

jad@lanl.ARPA (09/06/85)

"In 1970 Australia suffered again, ... when there was a wheat surplus
and weather favorable for mouse breeding. Barrels filled with water
and bait accumulated as many as a thousand drowned mice in a single
night. Drivers reduced their speed to a comparative crawl because on
the rippling, slippery carpet of mice that covered the roads, braking
might cause an uncontrollable skid." (Gregg, Plague - An Ancient...)

To which I can only add: SLKERRRRRRTCH! <bang> D*mn mice!

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Yours for a more psychopathic society
Zozzles The Freep