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jad@lanl.ARPA (09/06/85)

Article <whatever> of net.cooks:
From: bandy@lll-crg.UUCP (Andrew Scott Beals)
Newsgroups: net.cooks,net.pets
Subject: peruvian recipies wanted
Organization: Computation Research Group, Lawrence Livermore Labs

Hi there folks - last night at dinner we were talking about Peruvian
recipes and realized that none of our cookbooks had recipies for guinea
pigs in them. We all thought that this was rather odd as given the
exercise that these fat (but cute!) little beasties get and the good
diet that they eat, they ought to be quite tasty. Perhaps with a good
spinach and nutmeg garnish?

Does anyone have any recipes for guinea pig?

andy beals, bandy@lll-crg.arpa, {seismo,sun,gymble,mordor,dual}!lll-crg!bandy

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wjr@x.UUCP (Bill Richard) (09/10/85)

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This is STella Calvert, a guest on (...decvax!frog!wjr), so please don't flame
my hosts.

In article <30615@lanl.ARPA> jad@lanl.ARPA writes:
>Hi there folks - last night at dinner we were talking about Peruvian
>recipes and realized that none of our cookbooks had recipies for guinea
>pigs in them. We all thought that this was rather odd as given the
>exercise that these fat (but cute!) little beasties get and the good
>diet that they eat, they ought to be quite tasty. Perhaps with a good
>spinach and nutmeg garnish?
>
>Does anyone have any recipes for guinea pig?
>
Don't be silly.  Guinea pigs are like oversized hamsters, no?  So look in any
cookbook and adapt the recipes.  I like hamster and eggs, hamster salad, and
hamster sandwiches.  Baked hamster with pineapple, mustard and brown sugar
glaze is wonderful.  

				STella Calvert
				(guest on ...!decvax!frog!wjr)

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al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) (09/12/85)

In article <561@x.UUCP> wjr@x.UUCP (PUT YOUR NAME HERE) writes:
><is this line necessary?>
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>This is STella Calvert, a guest on (...decvax!frog!wjr), so please don't flame
>my hosts.
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>In article <30615@lanl.ARPA> jad@lanl.ARPA writes:
>>Hi there folks - last night at dinner we were talking about Peruvian
>>recipes and realized that none of our cookbooks had recipies for guinea
>>pigs in them. We all thought that this was rather odd as given the
>>exercise that these fat (but cute!) little beasties get and the good
>>diet that they eat, they ought to be quite tasty. Perhaps with a good
>>spinach and nutmeg garnish?
>>
>>Does anyone have any recipes for guinea pig?
>>
>Don't be silly.  Guinea pigs are like oversized hamsters, no?  So look in any
>cookbook and adapt the recipes.  I like hamster and eggs, hamster salad, and
>hamster sandwiches.  Baked hamster with pineapple, mustard and brown sugar
>glaze is wonderful.  
>				STella Calvert
>				(guest on ...!decvax!frog!wjr)

Don't eat hampster without playing the appropriate music!!  Try "Hamster Love"
(sung to the tune of Muskrat Love that was recorded by Captain and Tenille) by
Big Daddy on Rhino Records.  The song also reveals new ways to eat hamster.
Be sure to let your hamsters age for full flavor (unless you live in New
Hamster).
-- 
                  Al Schwartz
                  Pacesetter Systems, Inc.,  Sylmar, CA
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