[net.bizarre] HOME LANGUAGE...

mancello@acf4.UUCP (Homeboy#1) (09/12/85)

Below are some of the favorite things of homeboys and homegirls:

1. Favorite Food ---------------> Homefries
2. Favorite T.V. Show ----------> Hometown
3. Favorite Brand of Bread -----> HomePride
4. Favorite Song ---------------> "Home on the Range"
5. Favorite Ailment ------------> Homesickness
6. Favorite Baseball Play ------> "Stealing Home"
7. Favorite Corny Phrase -------> "Home Sweet Home"
8. Favorite "Wizard of Oz" line > "There's no place like Home"
9. Least Favorite Word ---------> Homely



						-Homeboy#1

P.S.  If any of you homepeople can think of any more, mail them to me and
      if they are any good, I will post them....cmcl2!acf4!mancello

ethan@utastro.UUCP (Ethan Vishniac) (09/12/85)

> 
> Below are some of the favorite things of homeboys and homegirls:
> 
> 1. Favorite Food ---------------> Homefries
> 2. Favorite T.V. Show ----------> Hometown
> 3. Favorite Brand of Bread -----> HomePride
> 4. Favorite Song ---------------> "Home on the Range"
> 5. Favorite Ailment ------------> Homesickness
> 6. Favorite Baseball Play ------> "Stealing Home"
> 7. Favorite Corny Phrase -------> "Home Sweet Home"
> 8. Favorite "Wizard of Oz" line > "There's no place like Home"
> 9. Least Favorite Word ---------> Homely
> 
and of course

 10. Favorite Felony--------------> Homicide
 11. Sexual Preference------------> Homosexuality
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ccc@bu-cs.UUCP (Cameron Carson) (09/12/85)

>Below are some of the favorite things of homeboys and homegirls:
>
>1. Favorite Food ---------------> Homefries
>2. Favorite T.V. Show ----------> Hometown
>3. Favorite Brand of Bread -----> HomePride
>4. Favorite Song ---------------> "Home on the Range"
>5. Favorite Ailment ------------> Homesickness
>6. Favorite Baseball Play ------> "Stealing Home"
>7. Favorite Corny Phrase -------> "Home Sweet Home"
>8. Favorite "Wizard of Oz" line > "There's no place like Home"
>9. Least Favorite Word ---------> Homely
>					-Homeboy#1

10. Favorite Hee-Haw character ----------> Homer
11. Favorite Book of Greek Mythology ----> Homeric Hymns
12. Favorite Bird -----------------------> Homing pigeon
13. Favorite High School Course ---------> Home Economics
14. Favorite Domestic Domicile ----------> Home
15. Favorite James Bond gadget ----------> Homing device

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fred@gymble.UUCP (Fred Blonder) (09/13/85)

> Below are some of the favorite things of homeboys and homegirls:
> 
> 1. Favorite Food ---------------> Homefries
>		(etc.)

. . . with homogenized milk, but don't forget to do your homework first!
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csdf@mit-vax.UUCP (Charles Forsythe) (09/13/85)

In article <635@bu-cs.UUCP> ccc@bu-cs.UUCP (Cameron Carson) writes:
>
>>Below are some of the favorite things of homeboys and homegirls:
>>
>>1. Favorite Food ---------------> Homefries
>>2. Favorite T.V. Show ----------> Hometown
>>3. Favorite Brand of Bread -----> HomePride
>>4. Favorite Song ---------------> "Home on the Range"
>>5. Favorite Ailment ------------> Homesickness
>>6. Favorite Baseball Play ------> "Stealing Home"
>>7. Favorite Corny Phrase -------> "Home Sweet Home"
>>8. Favorite "Wizard of Oz" line > "There's no place like Home"
>>9. Least Favorite Word ---------> Homely
>>					-Homeboy#1
>
>10. Favorite Hee-Haw character ----------> Homer
>11. Favorite Book of Greek Mythology ----> Homeric Hymns
>12. Favorite Bird -----------------------> Homing pigeon
>13. Favorite High School Course ---------> Home Economics
>14. Favorite Domestic Domicile ----------> Home
>15. Favorite James Bond gadget ----------> Homing device

more "homewords":

16. Favorite Differential Equations------> Homogeneous
17. Knowledge of Anatomy-----------------> "Home is where the heart is"
18. National Origin----------------------> Homeland
19. Sexual Preference--------------------> ...this has gone far enough!

					-Homeboy#2

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