wanttaja@ssc-vax.UUCP (Ronald J Wanttaja) (09/13/85)
A Vet at the clinic where my wife works buys hamburgers, and freezes them until he gets a fee moment. He then pops it in the microwave. A few weeks back, he zapped his frozen morsel, then bit in to find it a bit tough. He opened the burger and found... a pair of (slightly singed) Doberman ears! Turns out they had cropped the ears of a Dobie a day or so earlier, and someone couldn't stand to see them go to waste... The doc took the ears out of the burger, and ate it anyway. Now, don't mention it or *everyone* will want one... Ron Wanttaja (ssc-vax!wanttaja) "Live large and prosper" -Spock Bolan