[net.bizarre] Bizarre malody

frye@cuuxa.UUCP (frye) (09/06/85)

Its pretty well cleared up now but, I came down with a very
strange malody a while back. It's called Opto-rectalytis.
Seems that a hemoroid formed on my optic nerve and gave me
a shitty outlook on life. I'll be okay now though, thanx to
the marvels of modern medicine.









Hi Valerie, take good care of that great stuff behind your eyes.







Youse all have a bizarre and wonderful day, ----er else.(8-)
Tom Frye

larry@kitty.UUCP (Larry Lippman) (09/16/85)

> Its pretty well cleared up now but, I came down with a very
> strange malody a while back. It's called Opto-rectalytis.
> Seems that a hemoroid formed on my optic nerve and gave me
> a shitty outlook on life. I'll be okay now though, thanx to
> the marvels of modern medicine.

	Were you also plagued with asstigmatism?

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