[net.bizarre] Bizarre malady

mcdonald@sask.UUCP (Shane McDonald) (09/19/85)

> Its pretty well cleared up now but, I came down with a very
> strange malody a while back. It's called Opto-rectalytis.
> Seems that a hemoroid formed on my optic nerve and gave me
> a shitty outlook on life. I'll be okay now though, thanx to
> the marvels of modern medicine.

Sounds like a guy I knew who had cranial-rectal inversion.
He was a real sh*t-for-brains.
-- 
Shane McDonald
(ihnp4!sask!mcdonald)