[net.bizarre] Dwarf-Tossing Condemned

jbtubman@water.UUCP (Jim Tubman [LPAIG]) (09/16/85)

[Taken from the Globe and Mail, Toronto's National Newspaper, Sept. 14, 1985.
 Reprinted without permission.]

			  DWARF-TOSSING
			    CONDEMNED

STRASBOURG, France (AP) -- An Italian Communist deputy yesterday asked the
European Parliament to condemn dwarf-tossing competitions.

Vera Squarcialupi said the assembly must "condemn most strongly the
commercial exploitation of dwarfs."

She said that the competitions involve "throwing a person of restricted
growth, i.e. a dwarf, as far as possible, and that this is done by
particularly robust men."

She said in a draft resolution that Australian organizers of such
competitions are recruiting dwarfs in Europe for an upcoming international
championship.

The Australian Government, she said, must "be urged to ban it."


					Jim Tubman
					University of Waterloo

judith@proper.UUCP (Judith Abrahms) (09/19/85)

From The Realist (ed. Paul Krassner), San Francisco, CA, Sept.-Oct. 1985:

   Twice a week at a Canadian hotel this summer, Little Brutus, a dwarf wearing
red knee and elbow pads, a collar brace and a yellow hockey helmet, was tossed
through the air by competitors, landing on special air mattresses.  On opening
night, the top prize of $75 went to a longshoreman who tossed him 11 feet, 4
inches.
   There was angry reaction from the local branch of the Little People of
Canada, who labeled the event "barbaric and insulting."  Replied Little Brutus,
who earned $200:  "Everybody's got a way to earn a buck.  Some people shine
shoes, some sell Kool-Aid.  I do this.  It's no big deal."

[Excerpted without permission.]