jer@peora.UUCP (J. Eric Roskos) (09/19/85)
> I happened to run across a couple of slugs that appeared to be making love > in the grass, with one of the happy pair apparently making use of the hole > in some fashion. I couldn't see any corresponding <part> on the other > partner(modesty on the their part), but it seems to me that the hole is a > vagina. Here we see the trained scientist at work! Alert and aware, he observes a slug with a hole in the side. He writes in his notebook, "slug is apparently making use of hole in some fashion." What descriptive precision! What powers of observation! Now, I ask you... if the slug was making use of the hole, how could you not tell what it was using it for? I mean, if the alleged hole was just sitting there, then how could you tell it was using it? If it was doing something with the purported hole, then how can there be such doubt as to what it was doing with it? I am quite perplexed. -- Shyy-Anzr: J. Eric Roskos UUCP: Ofc: ..!{decvax,ucbvax,ihnp4}!vax135!petsd!peora!jer Home: ..!{decvax,ucbvax,ihnp4}!vax135!petsd!peora!jerpc!jer US Mail: MS 795; Perkin-Elmer SDC; 2486 Sand Lake Road, Orlando, FL 32809-7642 "Jryy, V qba'g guvax gung gur YBEQ zrnag hf gb rng puneerq png- recvyynef, ab znggre jung pbaqvgvba bs fgvssarff gurl'er va!"