jts@bu-cs.UUCP (Joe Szep) (09/25/85)
[*** INGEST EXCREMENT AND TERMINATE, LINE-EATER ***] Time to catch up on things.... Hey Mankowski - Ever hear of "Plate O' Shrimp"? Homeboys are actually space aliens who have invaded net.bizarre and are trying to bore us all to death with their non-bizarre, non-humourous and irrelevant commentaries on stupid highway signs, towns, streets, and pet names. Net.Bizarre Mascot: Bill the Cat He sez it all: Oop aach! Real men put sweatsocks over their tools and later devour them after taking a good wiz... Did you know that automobile air conditioning was invented by two jewish guys, Norm and Max BiLev? You hear it here first department: "Hey man, what's shaking?" "Mexico City" The reason slugs have only one hole in their sides is they are actually Klein bottles. The fifth dimension is now rapidly filling up with salt. "If your gods aren't dead, then what's stinking up infinity?" Don't look here, the joke's in your .signature....