aims@ssc-vax.UUCP (John Daley) (09/11/85)
Hi gang! To those who want to abolish this newsgroup...DON'T READ IT AND IT WON'T BOTHER YOU! On with our story...... I thought it might be interesting to record bizarre business slogans, I'll start: THE RADIATOR MAN in Everett, Washington (206) 353-6999 "The best place to take a leak" TOM THUMB GROCERY in Granite Falls, Washington (206) 691-6966 "If we ain't got it, you don't need it" O.K. your turn..... -- "See you all again next week on the muppet show!" - Kermit the frog %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Ray E. Saddler III @ Boeing Aerospace Company Seattle, Washington U.S.A %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
alexis@reed.UUCP (Alexis Dimitriadis) (09/13/85)
In article <204@ssc-vax.UUCP> aims@ssc-vax.UUCP (John Daley) writes: > I thought it might be interesting to record bizarre business slogans, I'll start: > > THE RADIATOR MAN in Everett, Washington (206) 353-6999 > "The best place to take a leak" > > TOM THUMB GROCERY in Granite Falls, Washington (206) 691-6966 > "If we ain't got it, you don't need it" > > O.K. your turn..... Now wait a minute! The topic is _still_ being beaten to death in net.jokes, and you want to start it over! Does anyone have a Canonical Collection of {ambiguous,bizarre,boring} business slogans? If you do, please send the originator of the above six(6) copies. Don't worry about others doing the same, it's O.K. Really. ( :-) !!!). PS. I can do without a copy myself, thank you. -- _______________________________________________ As soon as I get a full time job, the opinions expressed above will attach themselves to my employer, who will never be rid of them again. alexis @ reed {decvax,ihnp4,ucbcad,uw-beaver}!tektronix!reed.UUCP
john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) (09/15/85)
>From: aims@ssc-vax.UUCP (John Daley) >Message-ID: <204@ssc-vax.UUCP> >Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA >Lines: 27 > >I thought it might be interesting to record bizarre business slogans, I'll start: > >THE RADIATOR MAN in Everett, Washington (206) 353-6999 >"The best place to take a leak" > >TOM THUMB GROCERY in Granite Falls, Washington (206) 691-6966 >"If we ain't got it, you don't need it" Makes me wonder how the people at John Fluke Manufacturing avoid the following joke: If it's a good meter, it must be a Fluke. :-) -- Name: John Ruschmeyer US Mail: Monmouth College, W. Long Branch, NJ 07764 Phone: (201) 222-6600 x366 UUCP: ...!vax135!petsd!moncol!john ...!princeton!moncol!john ...!pesnta!moncol!john Disclaimer: Monmouth College is a mecca for diverse opinions. It is, therefore, highly unlikely that the above opinions are those of anyone but me. "Are we gonna be starcrossed lovers or just good friends?"
jer@peora.UUCP (J. Eric Roskos) (09/18/85)
> TOM THUMB GROCERY in Granite Falls, Washington (206) 691-6966 > "If we ain't got it, you don't need it" > > O.K. your turn..... Well... in Nashville there was a venetian blinds company (right next to David's Cookies on West End Avenue) whose motto was, "Come see the blind man"... -- Shyy-Anzr: J. Eric Roskos UUCP: Ofc: ..!{decvax,ucbvax,ihnp4}!vax135!petsd!peora!jer Home: ..!{decvax,ucbvax,ihnp4}!vax135!petsd!peora!jerpc!jer US Mail: MS 795; Perkin-Elmer SDC; 2486 Sand Lake Road, Orlando, FL 32809-7642
mojo@well.UUCP (Mojo Jones) (09/20/85)
In article <500@moncol.UUCP> john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) writes: >Makes me wonder how the people at John Fluke Manufacturing avoid the >following joke: > > If it's a good meter, it must be a Fluke. Or the people at Miracle Auto Painting ... (I won't bore you with the details...) -- Mojo (from The Well) ...is Morris Jones, The Well Jokes Conference Host {dual,hplabs,ptsfa,apple}!well!mojo
johansen@agrigene.UUCP (09/23/85)
> > O.K. your turn.....
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'Nothing sucks like Electrolux'aardvark@nmtvax.UUCP (09/27/85)
>>Makes me wonder how the people at John Fluke Manufacturing avoid the >>following joke: >> >> If it's a good meter, it must be a Fluke. Reminds me of electronics lab. In the write-ups one student reported that he obtained a value of 36 flukes. I only got 22 flukes. ================================================== "I showed them. . . I got a lobotomy." aardvark@nmtvax!unm-la!lanl!ihnp4