crowley@ihlpm.UUCP (Opus in the Death Star ) (09/09/85)
> Men: When you urinate, do you use the little hole in your > underwear, or do you pull down your shorts? I'd always assumed > that everyone used the little hole. Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes. This way real men have the characteristic squish squish when they walk. I myself have squished a few times but not because I am a real man but because of the long line at the washroom in the bar. Bob "wet toes" Crowley ihlpm!crowley The above opinion is my own and does not reflect the corporate urination policies of my employer.
bayes@hpfcla.UUCP (09/12/85)
Real men urinate so hard they blow a hole in the front of their jeans, thereby obviating the need for any effeminate zippers, etc. bayes
bruce@cher.UUCP (bruce stewart) (09/12/85)
[ REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR SWEAT SOCKS ] In article <472@ihlpm.UUCP> crowley@ihlpm.UUCP (Opus in the Death Star ) writes: >> Men: When you urinate, do you use the little hole in your >> underwear, or do you pull down your shorts? I'd always assumed >> that everyone used the little hole. > >Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They >let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes. This way >real men have the characteristic squish squish when they walk. >I myself have squished a few times but not because I am a real >man but because of the long line at the washroom in the bar. > Real men tie it in a knot. Let's hear it for bondage.
jlt@styx.UUCP (John L. Thomas) (09/16/85)
> >Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They > >let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes. > > > > Real men tie it in a knot. Let's hear it for bondage. *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR JUNK MAIL *** Real men hold it until their eyes change color. [Note, mine are still brown.] (Signed) "Talker to furniture." -- ARPA jlt@styx UUCP ...!seismo!lognet2!styx!jlt Deathstar (415) 423-6029 USNail John L. Thomas MS-L275 POB 808 Livermore, CA 94550 LLNL would not be so foolish as to make me an official spokesman. Therefore, any opinions expressed are directly attributable to me and/or my coffee table.
johansen@agrigene.UUCP (09/19/85)
> > >Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They > > >let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes. > > > > > > > Real men tie it in a knot. Let's hear it for bondage. > > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR JUNK MAIL *** > > > Real men hold it until their eyes change color. [Note, mine are still brown.] > What are you holding since your eyes were undoubtedly once blue?
ingrid@helens.UUCP (the ing) (09/20/85)
> [ REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR SWEAT SOCKS ] > > >> Men: When you urinate, do you use the little hole in your > >> underwear, or do you pull down your shorts? I'd always assumed > >> that everyone used the little hole. > Oh come ON....please move this garbage to net.men or net.p*ss.on.... or better yet; net.women...that group's gotten completely off the subject--what better topic to bring up with them, than men's methods of relieving themselves...
jlt@styx.UUCP (John L. Thomas) (09/20/85)
>>>>Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They >>>>let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes. >>> >>> Real men tie it in a knot. Let's hear it for bondage. >> >> Real men hold it until their eyes change color. [Note, mine are still brown.] > What are you holding since your eyes were undoubtedly once blue? *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES *** Actually, my eyes have always been brown. Does that mean I've always been holding whatever, or does it mean I've always been full of sh*t? I'd poll the net, but I'm pretty sure what the answer would be. Have you hugged your sofa today? John -- ARPA jlt@styx UUCP ...!seismo!lognet2!styx!jlt ...!idi!styx!jlt From Stebwer's Dictionary: Absent minded -adj. 1. Uh, well, uh, ... I forget. 2. What were we talking about?
halb@tekig5.UUCP (Hal Bates) (09/24/85)
In article <172@helens.UUCP> ingrid@helens.UUCP (the ing) writes: >> [ REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR SWEAT SOCKS ] >> >> >> Men: When you urinate, do you use the little hole in your >> >> underwear, or do you pull down your shorts? I'd always assumed >> >> that everyone used the little hole. >> > >Oh come ON....please move this garbage to net.men or net.p*ss.on.... >or better yet; net.women...that group's gotten completely off the >subject--what better topic to bring up with them, than men's methods >of relieving themselves... Oh come ON......Helen, sign your name to your bizarre flame. I mean when something as stupid as pissing in your net.shoe gets posted it takes a real mod.women.PMS.bummer to keep us in line. If you are offended then you should not read this #$%@@# . Is there a slug with your salt on it? Hal :-}
johansen@agrigene.UUCP (09/27/85)
> Real men hold it until their eyes change color. [Note, mine are still brown.] > What are you holding since your eyes were undoubtedly once blue? > > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES *** > > Actually, my eyes have always been brown. Does that mean I've always been > holding whatever, or does it mean I've always been full of sh*t? > I'd poll the net, but I'm pretty sure what the answer would be. > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** At the risk of sounding boring: The eyes of a newborn baby are generally blue due to the lack of darker colored pigments. People who have brown eyes usually develope this color some time after birth. Ask your parents. ps this may not be true for people born with dark skin