[net.bizarre] Bizarre pet [people] names, anyone?

jkw@lanl.ARPA (09/28/85)

How about bizarre people names ??  A few years ago I attempted to help
my wife choose a name for our newly adopted infant daughter by dredging
up the best of both families, to wit:

  My wife's aunt Hectorine Bean (I think her parents were expecting a boy)

  My 2nd or 3rd cousin whose first name is Myrtlebanks (no kidding -- the
  lovely girl was named after her aunt Myrtle Banks and surprisingly wasn't
  emotionally scarred for life -- her friends call her Embee)

After much concentrated thought, I offerred up "Hectorine Myrtlebanks" as
an appropriate name for our new darling daughter.  I never knew that my
sweet, petite spouse had such a terrific right cross......

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