[net.bizarre] Forwarded from net.bicycle

fred@gymble.UUCP (Fred Blonder) (09/29/85)

> From: scott@agrigene.UUCP
> Newsgroups: net.bicycle
> Subject: Re: Cure for Squeaky Brakes
> Message-ID: <216@agrigene.UUCP>
> Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 11:55:52 EDT
> Organization: Agrigenetics Madison,Wi.
> 
> > 
> > How can I stop my brakes from squeaking, and making other noises?
> > Is it the brake pads?  Is it the angle the pads hit the rim ?
> > 
> > Please, no suggestions to grease the rims :-) 
> > 
> > Steve Schlesinger
> > {akgua, allegra, dcdwest, decvax, ihnp4, ucbvax}!sdcsvax!ncr-sd!steves
> 
> Subject: Rx: Cure for Squeaky Brakes
> Newsgroups: net.bicycle
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> References: <285@ncf-ls.PPPc>
> 
> Contrary to popular belief ,applying liberal amounts of 
> petroleum jelly to your rims will do the trick. Go down to
> your local drug store and buy an economy sized jar of
> Vaseline and smear an inch of the stuff around your rims.
> The easiest test to see if you have put enough of it on is
> to go to the top of the highest hill near your house and
> start down it. If you go through the stop sign at the bottom
> and your brakes don't squeak, you have the problem solved.
> I've found that for emergency panic stops you can use a 
> technique borrowed from your childhood; simply put your
> shoe between the front fork and the spokes of your wheel.
> The old style thick-soled converse tennis shoes work best
> for this method.

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