[net.bizarre] Toilet Paper

wd9get@pur-ee.UUCP (Keith E Brandt) (10/04/85)

Here I sit in stinking vapor,
Just ran out of toilet paper,
Late for class, no time to linger,
Look out ass, here comes my finger!


-- 
--Keith E. Brandt
  wd9get@pur-ee

 "Goodbye, cruel world that was my home-
    there's cleaner space out here to roam.
  Put my feet up on the moons of Mars-
    sit back, relax, and count the stars."
				--Ian Anderson