[net.bizarre] Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls answer from net 2 years ago

rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) (10/04/85)

This was discussed in some newsgroup or the other (probably net.general :-))
about 2 years ago and the concensus was [drum roll, \please/]:

If you have cats, let the loose end hang down away from the person and next
to the wall -- makes it much harder for them to jump up and spin the roll
and cover your apartment.  If you don't have cats, let the loose end hang
down conveniently in front (just like Ann Landers says, now children).

Uh, oh.  Before some bizarrass (much worse than a smartass) sees this and
comments -- the 'them' above refers to the cats, not to the people using
the facilities.
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