slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) (09/30/85)
>Don't you know that your not supposed to put a new roll on the dispenser? > >No! Your supposed to keep the empty roll on, and put the new roll on the >counter next to the sink, or on the side of the tub. > >Ray E. Saddler III @ Boeing Aerospace Company Seattle, Washington U.S.A You've been talking to my kids, haven't you? Instructing them in your evil, Eastern, Commie ways! No wonder I can't teach them the good old American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll. But I have your address now. And I have a perfect punishment. Expect an airmail package soon containing 2 kids who never put a toilet paper roll on the holder in their lives. I hope you enjoy the hell you have made for yourself! -- Sue Brezden Real World: Room 1B17 Net World: ihnp4!drutx!slb AT&T Information Systems 11900 North Pecos Westminster, Co. 80234 (303)538-3829 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your god may be dead, but mine aren't. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
davidh@utrc-2at.UUCP (David M Haynes) (10/04/85)
> >Don't you know that your not supposed to put a new roll on the dispenser? > > > >No! Your supposed to keep the empty roll on, and put the new roll on the > >counter next to the sink, or on the side of the tub. > > > >Ray E. Saddler III @ Boeing Aerospace Company Seattle, Washington U.S.A > > You've been talking to my kids, haven't you? Instructing them in your > evil, Eastern, Commie ways! No wonder I can't teach them the good old > American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My God! Strong little tykes aren't they? Maybe those Commie ways lead to stronger kids or something! > refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll. > > But I have your address now. And I have a perfect punishment. Expect > an airmail package soon containing 2 kids who never put a toilet paper > roll on the holder in their lives. > > I hope you enjoy the hell you have made for yourself! > > Sue Brezden > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Your god may be dead, but mine aren't. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Gods aren't dead...but they're not at all well... David Haynes Land of the Frozen North
kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch) (10/05/85)
In article <98@drutx.UUCP> slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) writes: >>Don't you know that your not supposed to put a new roll on the dispenser? >> >>No! Your supposed to keep the empty roll on, and put the new roll on the >>counter next to the sink, or on the side of the tub. >> >>Ray E. Saddler III @ Boeing Aerospace Company Seattle, Washington U.S.A > >You've been talking to my kids, haven't you? Instructing them in your >evil, Eastern, Commie ways! No wonder I can't teach them the good old >American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the >refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll. > >But I have your address now. And I have a perfect punishment. Expect >an airmail package soon containing 2 kids who never put a toilet paper >roll on the holder in their lives. > >I hope you enjoy the hell you have made for yourself! > >-- > > Sue Brezden You make your kids PICK UP THEIR ROOMS??? What kind of a sadistical person are you?? Do you know how much a simple 8 foot piece of drywall weighs, let alone a whole room??? The kids are probably glad that you're sending them away-- maybe they'll finally stop going to the doctor every month for another hernia operation. I hope you enjoyed the hell you made for these kids!! -- Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of: Paul Kirsch St. Joseph's University Philadelphia, Pa { astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker)