[net.bizarre] Seen on the tube

parks@noao.UUCP (Jay Parks) (10/07/85)

Imagine, if you will, a man just barely alive.  You are about to 
enter the fantastic world of forensic medecine.  Strange visitor from 
another planet, all the world is waiting for you and the powers you 
possess -- a firey horse at the speed of light.
 
     Man, woman, birth, death, infinity, overture, curtain, lights.  
The bluest skies you've ever seen are in space, the final frontier.
 
     Good morning Mr. Phelps, meet George Jetson.  Sit right down and 
you'll hear a tale, the story of a lovely lady.  Baby, if you ever 
wondered, come and knock on our door.  Love, shining and new, this is 
it!  How can you make it on your own -- making your way in the world 
today?  Well, we're movin' on up, the modern stone age family.  
They're creepy and they're kookie boss, da plane, da plane.
 
     When evil in this world appears, Batman, do not attempt to adjust 
your television set.  Listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed, your 
friendly neighborhood spiderman.
 
     This is the city -- Los Angeles.  There are a million stories in 
the naked city, but green acres is the place to be.

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                                     Jay Parks
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crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell) (10/07/85)

>They're creepy and they're kookie boss, da plane, da plane.

Maybe so, but it sounds more like Chicago.
-- 

    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
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