slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) (10/08/85)
>>You've been talking to my kids, haven't you? Instructing them in your >>evil, Eastern, Commie ways! No wonder I can't teach them the good old >>American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the >>refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll. >You make your kids PICK UP THEIR ROOMS??? What kind of a sadistical person are >you?? Do you know how much a simple 8 foot piece of drywall weighs, let alone >a whole room??? The kids are probably glad that you're sending them away-- >maybe they'll finally stop going to the doctor every month for another >hernia operation. No, no, MY kids perform the operation themselves, with their teeth. Then they hold up the car while I change the oil. Rambos are made, not born. Thought they were going soft on me for a while--they wanted to take violin lessons. I said, sure you can practice that hippie, atheistic thing--but you have to make your own strings. We go through a lot of cats in a week, but it's worth it... -- Sue Brezden Real World: Room 1B17 Net World: ihnp4!drutx!slb AT&T Information Systems 11900 North Pecos Westminster, Co. 80234 (303)538-3829 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I march to the beat of a different drummer, whose identity, location, and musical ability are as yet unknown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~