etan@tellab1.UUCP (Nate Stelton) (10/11/85)
NOW -- FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU PLAQUE SAUCE ...
Etan's (TM) introduces three new delightful snacks. Etan's works hard to
come up with alternatives to the boring, everyday junkfoods found in the
chip'n'dip section of your favorite grocer's.
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BAT CHIPS
Not to be confused with the likes of buffalo chips, this is a wholesome,
nutritious between-meal treat. Those of you who have had the opportunity of
entering a summer home after a year of vacancy have probably noticed that
when a bat gets in and dies on the floor, he flattens and dries. You want to
eat it, but, YUCK, it's on the floor! Here at Etan's, we take young, healthy
bats and process them with our secret method called INSTA-DRI-FLATTENING in a
clean and sterile environment. The result is a scrumptious snack with an
exciting CRUNCH/SNAP.
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CORN ROWS
Not unlike Keebler's Krunch Twists, these exquisite morsels are made from
real corn, shaped into small braided helixes, blackened and greased, with
just a hint of coconut flavor.
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CORN HOLES
Another excellent corn product designed as an alternative to Combo's, the
pretzel is replaced with a crisped corn batter and the hole in the middle is
filled with a firm, rich, brown mole sauce.
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Etan's (TM) is good eatin'