kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch) (10/05/85)
Recently while I was out driving my new gas powered tractor to Tibet I
noticed something--there are only slow bumps. What do I mean you say??
Well, if you ever see a sign on a highway near a bump--it always says
"slow bump"--the sign never says "fast bump". Is this just a problem in
the Philadelphia area?? Is the climate too cold for fast bumps?? Maybe
if any of you have ever seen a fast bump you could help me out. I know
they're out there somewhere and well, I'd love to meet one. Please
send me any info or photos you have of fast bumps.
Maybe fast bumps are the ones that turn doors into jars (you know--the
door is a jar--how does it do that???)
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Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:
Paul Kirsch
St. Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pa
{ astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch
I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker)mike@sabre.UUCP (Michael E. Lukacs) (10/08/85)
> Recently while I was out driving my new gas powered tractor to Tibet I > noticed something--there are only slow bumps. What do I mean you say?? > Well, if you ever see a sign on a highway near a bump--it always says > "slow bump"--the sign never says "fast bump". Is this just a problem in > the Philadelphia area?? Is the climate too cold for fast bumps?? Maybe > if any of you have ever seen a fast bump you could help me out. I know > they're out there somewhere and well, I'd love to meet one. Please > send me any info or photos you have of fast bumps. > > Maybe fast bumps are the ones that turn doors into jars (you know--the > door is a jar--how does it do that???) > > > -- > > > Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of: > > Paul Kirsch > St. Joseph's University > Philadelphia, Pa > > { astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch > > I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker) IDIOT! the opposite of slow is SPEED and there are plenty of speed bumps around here! MIKE@BizzareCommunicationsResearch
usenet@ucbvax.ARPA (USENET News Administration) (10/09/85)
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mancello@acf4.UUCP (Homeboy#1) (10/10/85)
Fast bumps do exist. However, you will never be able to see one because they travel at the speed of light! Sorry to disappoint you. -Homeboy#1
mcdonald@sask.UUCP (Shane McDonald) (10/10/85)
> Recently while I was out driving my new gas powered tractor to Tibet I > noticed something--there are only slow bumps. What do I mean you say?? > Well, if you ever see a sign on a highway near a bump--it always says > "slow bump"--the sign never says "fast bump". Is this just a problem in > the Philadelphia area?? Is the climate too cold for fast bumps?? Maybe > if any of you have ever seen a fast bump you could help me out. I know > they're out there somewhere and well, I'd love to meet one. Please > send me any info or photos you have of fast bumps. Here in Saskatoon, we've got "speed" bumps. However, since I don't use amphetamines, I've never gone over one myself. -- Shane McDonald (ihnp4!sask!mcdonald)
sra@oddjob.UUCP (Scott R. Anderson) (10/12/85)
>> Well, if you ever see a sign on a highway near a bump--it always says >> "slow bump"--the sign never says "fast bump". Is this just a problem in >> the Philadelphia area?? Is the climate too cold for fast bumps?? > >Here in Saskatoon, we've got "speed" bumps. However, since I >don't use amphetamines, I've never gone over one myself. These little devils seem to be found all over the world. For example, in Jamaica, where they are known as "Sleeping Policemen". Scott Anderson ihnp4!oddjob!kaos!sra Well, what do you know. I've managed to follow-up to a bizarre (weird) posting with a bizarre (strange but true) posting. How bizarre!