awc@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex Cannon) (10/13/85)
>>Sign posted in the foyer of a North Seattle church: >> ______________ >> | | >> | MESSIAH | >> | PRACTICE | >> | DOWNSTAIRS | >> | | >> -------------- > >I guess North Seattle is impatient for the second coming, so they are >taking matters into their own hands. My question is: how many hours >a day for how many years does one need to practice to become a Messiah? That really depends on the individual. Practice consists of nerving yourself not to scream when they drive the nails into your hands and feet. Alex Cannon Boston University