[net.bizarre] strange eating habits

ln63fkn@sdcc7.UUCP (PAUL VAN DE GRAAF) (10/07/85)

When I was a little goofy kid (carbon copy of the 'Beav), I used to do all kinds
of stupid things.  One I remember quite vividly is the time I absent-mindedly
poured orange juice on my raisin bran (at least I didn't spill it).  My mother
who was fed up with my stupidity, made me eat every bit.  Yuck! Not particulary
tasty.  Along the same line, my brothers were sold on a mixture similar to a
purple cow:  an orange cow.  Half milk and half orange juice, the mixture
curdles to the consistancy of yoghurt.  I tried it once and soon after vomited
all over the brother who dared me to try it.

Nowadays the only strange thing I sometimes have a passion to eat is dried cat
food.  Purina is the best!  Not all that flavorful, but chock full of protein.
I suggest all pet owners to at least try their pet's food once, before they 
inflict it on the poor beast day after day.  Reminds me of the time I went to
a party at a second generation japanese guy's house.  He always was a bit of
a joker, and since no one else at the party was japanese, he offered us lovely
"japanese d'oeurderves".  Turned out to be dog yummies!  Didn't taste too bad,
sort of like beef bullion.

Paul van de Graaf	    sdcsvax!sdcc7!ln63fkn	   U. C. San Diego

review@drutx.UUCP (MillhamBD) (10/14/85)

Another of my favorites is:

Apple Love (Carrot and Corn are ok) treats for horses. A little dry,
but not bad. They really taste like Apple, Carrot, or Corn.

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Brian Millham
AT & T Information Systems
Denver, Co.

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