[net.bizarre] Uncle Ben's Perverted

slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) (10/12/85)

>OK, so I've never actually tried the stuff, but listen:  you
>know Uncle Ben's Perverted Brand Rice?  Have you ever looked
>at the back of the box?  They've got all these recipes, which
>is nice and all, but one of them is for "Any Fruit Rice
>Fluff".  It involves (guess!) rice, fruit (ANY fruit), and
>"fluff" (i.e. Cool-Whip).  Fine.  Peaches 'n' Rice.  Or
>Strawberries 'n' Rice.  But did they stop to consider that the
>tomato is also a fruit?  
>

So are the olive, and the avocado.  Yuch.

>I'm gonna write my congressman.
>			Monica

To hell with that, I'm gonna sue!!
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fred@gymble.UUCP (Fred Blonder) (10/15/85)

  > From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden)
  > 
  > . . . To hell with that, I'm gonna sue!!

You can't sue, you already are!
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