slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) (10/12/85)
>OK, so I've never actually tried the stuff, but listen: you >know Uncle Ben's Perverted Brand Rice? Have you ever looked >at the back of the box? They've got all these recipes, which >is nice and all, but one of them is for "Any Fruit Rice >Fluff". It involves (guess!) rice, fruit (ANY fruit), and >"fluff" (i.e. Cool-Whip). Fine. Peaches 'n' Rice. Or >Strawberries 'n' Rice. But did they stop to consider that the >tomato is also a fruit? > So are the olive, and the avocado. Yuch. >I'm gonna write my congressman. > Monica To hell with that, I'm gonna sue!! -- Sue Brezden Real World: Room 1B17 Net World: ihnp4!drutx!slb AT&T Information Systems 11900 North Pecos Westminster, Co. 80234 (303)538-3829 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I march to the beat of a different drummer, whose identity, location, and musical ability are as yet unknown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
fred@gymble.UUCP (Fred Blonder) (10/15/85)
> From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) > > . . . To hell with that, I'm gonna sue!! You can't sue, you already are! -- All characters mentioned herein are fictitious. Any similarity to actual characters, ASCII or EBCDIC is purely coincidental. Fred Blonder (301) 454-7690 Fred@Maryland.{ARPA,CSNet} seismo!umcp-cs!fred