slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) (10/15/85)
>I expected to taste peaches, and when I >bit into the pie, there was something completely different >there, which weirded me out. Reality bore no relation >whatsoever to my expectations. Of course, that, also, is >not so unusual... One of the most common, yet most bizarre feelings is when you come to the bottom of some stairs, with the expectation that there are still more stairs. The total mental and physical jolt at that moment is incredible. I think I shall start a religion based on this. Send me your contribution, in Ecuadorian sucres, and I will mail you a prayer scarf, which if you wear it, is guarenteed to produce this feeling each and every time you go down stairs. And for only $45,000.07, you can attend my seminar, and learn the ancient Eskimo practices to produce that effect each time you go UP the stairs. Signed, The Lord High Escalator of the Church of the Spiral Staircase: -- Sue Brezden ihnp4!drutx!slb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I march to the beat of a different drummer, whose identity, location, and musical ability are as yet unknown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yeff@Navajo.ARPA (10/22/85)
and what about the feeling you get when you're going down a flight of stairs at a pretty good speed and about half-way down.. you forget how.... *very* scary jeff usually jumps and prays