dbp@dataio.Dataio.UUCP (Dave Pellerin) (09/30/85)
Sign posted in the foyer of a North Seattle church: ______________ | | | MESSIAH | | PRACTICE | | DOWNSTAIRS | | | --------------
diag@micomvax.UUCP (Hardware Diagnostics Group) (10/12/85)
In article <825@dataio.Dataio.UUCP> dbp@dataio.UUCP (Dave Pellerin writes: > >Sign posted in the foyer of a North Seattle church: > > ______________ > | | > | MESSIAH | > | PRACTICE | > | DOWNSTAIRS | > | | > -------------- I guess North Seattle is impatient for the second coming, so they are taking matters into their own hands. My question is: how many hours a day for how many years does one need to practice to become a Messiah?
jesus@panda.UUCP (Jesus Christ) (10/17/85)
In article <515@micomvax.UUCP> diag@micomvax.UUCP (Hardware Diagnostics Group) writes: >In article <825@dataio.Dataio.UUCP> dbp@dataio.UUCP (Dave Pellerin writes: >> >>Sign posted in the foyer of a North Seattle church: >> >> ______________ >> | | >> | MESSIAH | >> | PRACTICE | >> | DOWNSTAIRS | >> | | >> -------------- > >I guess North Seattle is impatient for the second coming, so they are >taking matters into their own hands. My question is: how many hours >a day for how many years does one need to practice to become a Messiah? I practiced for six hours a day for ten years... but never "downstairs" if you know what I mean. --J.C.
perl@rdin.UUCP (Robert Perlberg) (10/25/85)
I once saw a sign outside a church in New York City that read (name changed because I can't remember what the name was): ___________________________ | | | TODAY'S SERMON: | | | | DO NOT BE DECEIVED | | BY REV. ARTHUR McCONNEL | | | --------------------------- Robert Perlberg Resource Dynamics Inc. New York {philabs|delftcc}!rdin!perl