[net.books] To L S Chabot re button

arndt@lymph.DEC (02/24/85)

Loved your reference to buttons reading, 'I read banned books!.'  I am
running for Library Trustee in our little town - can't tell you which one, 
and I plan to have buttons (if I win - 2 places, three running) made up to
say 'I burn banned books!!'

It's dirty work, but someone has to do it.

Any books you might suggest for my list???

Regards,

Ken Arndt

sunny@sun.uucp (Ms. Sunny Kirsten) (02/25/85)

> 
> Loved your reference to buttons reading, 'I read banned books!.'  I am
> running for Library Trustee in our little town - can't tell you which one, 
> and I plan to have buttons (if I win - 2 places, three running) made up to
> say 'I burn banned books!!'
> 
> It's dirty work, but someone has to do it.
> 
> Any books you might suggest for my list???
> 
how about: "Farenheit 451"?
-- 
{ucbvax,decvax,ihnp4}!sun!sunny

franka@hercules.UUCP (Frank Adrian) (02/26/85)

In article <697@decwrl.UUCP> arndt@lymph.DEC writes:
>
>I am
>running for Library Trustee in our little town - can't tell you which one, 
>and I plan to have buttons (if I win - 2 places, three running) made up to
>say 'I burn banned books!!'
>Ken Arndt

	Ken, will you tell us the name of the town and keep us posted on
how the election goes?  If you're elected, I want to make sure that I never
move there.  Better yet, does anyone know where I can get my hands on a
tactical nuke (:-) ?
					faa - mfotn

chabot@miles.DEC (L. S. Chabot) (02/26/85)

Ken Arndt  ==  >
> I am running for Library Trustee in our little town - can't tell you which
> one, and I plan to have buttons ... made up to say 'I burn banned books!!' 
> 
> It's dirty work, but someone has to do it.
> 
> Any books you might suggest for my list???

Suggest you burn all of them.  You never know, might be something dangerous in
them.  Start with the Bible--especially the old testament; it's highly 
seditious.

Your buttons ought to read "I Ban Read Books".  Unless, of course, you're
going to take my suggestion to burn all of them: in that case you needn't worry
about whether or not anyone reads them.

About five years ago a town in Arkansas banned the novelization of "Flowers for
Algernon" because, a prominent town citizen was quoted as saying, it contained
four-letter words about the sex act.  I sat down to read it right away!  Sure
enough, I found them: "baby" and "love".  No others.

L S Chabot
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garret@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Trisha O Tuama) (02/28/85)

Gee, Ken, I do wish you'd say where you are running for library trustee.  
The American Library Association's Office of Intellectual Freedom will
be most interested -- they appropriate funds to state library associa-
tions to sue people like you for violation of First Amendment rights.

Trisha

jeff@rtech.ARPA (Jeff Lichtman) (02/28/85)

> 
> Loved your reference to buttons reading, 'I read banned books!.'  I am
> running for Library Trustee in our little town - can't tell you which one, 
> and I plan to have buttons (if I win - 2 places, three running) made up to
> say 'I burn banned books!!'
> 
> It's dirty work, but someone has to do it.
> 
> Any books you might suggest for my list???
> 
> Regards,
> 
> Ken Arndt

How about the collected writings of Ken Arndt? (NO :-))
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak

ee251abd@sdcc3.UUCP (ee251abd) (03/01/85)

> 
> Loved your reference to buttons reading, 'I read banned books!.'  I am
> running for Library Trustee in our little town - can't tell you which one, 
> and I plan to have buttons (if I win - 2 places, three running) made up to
> say 'I burn banned books!!'
> 
> It's dirty work, but someone has to do it.
> 
> Any books you might suggest for my list???
> 
> Regards,
> 
> Ken Arndt

Below is a list of books that have been banned by official
bodies, ranging from the S. African govt. to the US Mail
service. They are relatively easy to obtain, hence quite
`bannable` by small libraries.

Vladimir Nabokov        Lolita
Henry Miller      	Tropic of Cancer
Radclyffe Hall		Well of Loneliness
D H Lawrence		The Rainbow
James Joyce		Ulysses
Harold Robbins		The Carpetbaggers
Erskine Caldwell	God`s Little Acre
Ernest Hemingway	For Whom the bell tolls
James Jones		From Here to Eternity
James B Cabell		Jurgen
Stanley Kauffmann	The Philanderer
Pauline Reage		The Story of O
Terry Southern 		Candy
Anonymous		My Secret Life
Cyril Connolly		The Rock Pool
Tom Sharpe		Riotous Assembly
Aubrey Beardsley	Under the Hill
Georges Bataille	The story of the eye
Mark Twain		1601
Jean Genet		Our Lady of the Flower
Sheik Nefzaui		The Perfumed Garden

More recent and explicit books which are not banned but
may be considered worth banning by any self-righteous
library include:

Brian Aldiss 		The Hand-reared boy
Charles Jackson		The sunnier side
Robert Nye		Merlin
Paul Theroux		The black house
Colin Wilson		Lingard
Edmund Wilson		Memoir of Hecate County
David Greenburg		Philly
William Golding		The Pyramid
Jerzy Kosinski		The painted bird
Nancy Friday		Men in Love
Calder Willingham	Rambling Rosie
Luke Rhinehardt		The Dice Man
Gael Greene		Blue skies, no candy
George Thompson		Jack Harold
H L Humes		Underground City

Books to consult for rarer titles to be banned:

Roy H Lewis		The Browser`s Guide to Erotica
Gershon Legman		The Horn Book
Noel Perrin		Dr Bowdler`s Legacy
James Barke		Porno. and Bawdry in Lit. and Society
Wayland Young		Eros denied
B J Hurwood		The golden age of erotica
David Loth		The Erotic in Literature
H M Hyde		A history of pornography
Ralph Ginzburg		An Unhurried view of erotica

				-A Camus Fan-

clayton@satan.DEC (03/16/85)

>> = Ken Arndt
>>
>> Loved your reference to buttons reading, 'I read banned books!.'  I am
>> running for Library Trustee in our little town - can't tell you which one, 
>> and I plan to have buttons (if I win - 2 places, three running) made up to
>> say 'I burn banned books!!'
>> 
>> It's dirty work, but someone has to do it.
>> 
>> Any books you might suggest for my list???
>> 

> = Me
> Thats two votes you've lost.  I wasn't planning on voting this March since
> most positions are no contest...

I won't bother repeating Ken's response to that.  Fortunately, the books in
X little bedroom community (why don't you want to mention the name of our
town Ken, have a glass house? :-) here are safe for at least another two 
years.  No need to get the officials involved after all.  The following is
from yesterdays (Mar. 13) local paper, reprinted without permission:

	The only other contested race was for library trustee.
	Winning two year terms were Dr. Murray N. Levin and Daniel
	Quinlan.  Finishing out of the money was Kenneth G. Arndt.

A quick call to the town clerk, the tallies are:
   	Levin : 328
	Quinlan : 460
	Arndt : 286

My faith in this town is restored.  Aahhh, democracy!!!!

E. A. Clayton
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